Even the Declaration of Independence only guaranties life…

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Even the Declaration of Independence only guaranties life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It doesn’t say anything about fair. Doesn’t even say you have the right to be happy – just to pursue it.Dolly Parton in Straight Talk

If you ever say another word about…

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If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I’m gonna get that gun of mine, and I’m gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!- Dolly Parton in 9 to 5